We give Daubs a microphone and he begins singing like Brett Anderson. But he looks like George Busey if he was a gargoyle and so he feasts on krumpets and drinks tea from the infamous well of unforgiving sevens.

The alphabet adds a new letter to itself. N.

People don't believe in Santa, so Saint Nick creates a monkey made of chinese teenagers and chinese finger traps.

They ward off all attacks on Kein Witz for one turn and subdue all creatures on the playing field.

This was known as the 1931 Sex Socks Scandal.