I will not settle for this.

They rename light 'Maximus'. So Maximus was literally screwed into a socket and was electrocuted by a BOLT OF MINOR INCONVENIENCE. He is also made footless by the unbearable 'TAKE AWAY SHOE AND THEN BE ATTRACTED BY A COLORFUL BUTTERFLY' spell.

In other news, I am forbidden to think about George Clooney...

But that episode of Saved by the Bell.


...Eight Oceans...


HAHA...

I have failed you all.