one time......i beat up and one legged water bottle......then it attacked OSB and killed his only peanut buttered olive. then i saw a duck on a straw hat, and it didn't wink, but gander'd....OH, and 19 siblings ate each others prostate for the mere satisfaction of knowing they will never grow old and die. then some dinosaur, i can't remember which gender, pulled up to the dentist's, and said......

"hey, im suppose to be extinct....looks like i missed my flight" and then my cat brought me a mole. the rescue rangers came to the rescue, but then realized disney long ditched funding support to keep their show running, and i think a man with a turban, saw a cat with one ear and 12 hearing devices, walk into the bank and ask for a double big mac without cheese and buns, until the postman realized he had given mail to the bomb shelter, and the anthrax laced chimmney sweeper, soon burst into a massive explosion of strapless panties, and that was very harmful the overal population because many died from extreme loss of sight, due to tarantula infestation in the lungular cavities of the underground sewage department, when all of a sudden... large, piglike department stores, started trekking across the saharah, with only 10 pinyatas, when all of a sudden, King Solo evapourated due to extreme leakage in the capillary arteries, situated north of russia and i wasn't sure, but 15 midgets soon pounced on a single tricycle with the intent of invading the cookie isle....reports say it was a udder failure, due to a spillage in the dairy section and a tall darker man, lept off the minnesota border, because he felt his wife was masturbating way too much to lesbian porn, whilest he was doing her in the anal....
three coffee cups were reported stolen last christmas; yesterday's newspaper from 1984, suggests water levels rising is due to more and more fat people buying cottages on the lake and someone once told me....never eat your grasshoppers before you leap the fence.

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