Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

There is enough graphite in the average pencil to draw a line 35 miles long, that's 45,000 words.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

More Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world. ( Thats Fucked...)

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide ( hahahah)

A dentist invented the Electric Chair.

A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year ( WTF)

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it

Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. (thats Some shit.. lol )

On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs

Up until the early 20th century, New Jersey and Wisconsin had laws allowing the castration of epileptics ( ROFLMAO )

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

"One thousand" contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.

10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.

11% of the world is left-handed.

25% of a human's bones are in its feet.


259200 people die every day.

27% of Americans believe we never landed on the moon.

48% of astronauts experience motion sickness

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.

98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim

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