War

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Shits made often.. My optic metaphorical content.
On played topics, like war.. Comming with a comical offence.
You got this? Take notes or stay closed like car doors.
To this death match, "Lord of the rings" opposing "Star wars".
First off, its gandalf, the mans packing magic weaponry.
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/5...ge1_gandalf.jpg
"You step to me, I'll split ya spine off, with my telepathy."
Respectivly....................Gandalf is up against a cobra.
Prone to throw oponents over the edge, hes known as yoda.
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"No match you are, padawan, teach you I will"
Drew his lightsaber, cracked the staff in half, then reached to kill.
But gandalf, did a spell reacting like a sleeping pill.
Now yoda's immobal, like breathing over an ether spill.
He needs to chill..
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/5/top_image3_yoda.jpg
"Weak I am, but still kill you I will."
He used the force, to wake up, tilted ill on his grill.
Fully aware, jumped on gangalf's shoulders & pulled his hair
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/5...ge4_gandalf.jpg
"You little shit!!"
He grabbed yoda like Tyson & bit his ear.
This meant war.. Since yoda got his ears ripped, he couldnt hear shit.
He used the force, cracked gandalf with gimli's battle axe..
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/5...mage5_gimli.jpg
"Give it back before I catch you fag, youll fear this."
But the wizard was already dead, I guess the war is finished.

And its like that..
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