You can be our enemy. See, we talk to a magical chicken, and he tells us of a magical banana of golden justice. The banana is magical in the fact that it is slightly better then most average bananas. But you want it to power your milkifying ray, which turns ordinary milk into slightly better milk with a HYPNOTIC SUBSTANCE THAT ONLY COMES INTO EFFECT ONCE YOU'VE DRINKEN FIFTY GALLONS IN A NANOSECOND. In other words, the perfect crime.