Your A Memo to Remember

Subject: The KARAMO PUSSIES in the BEDROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. BLACK, APPLE Supervisor
To: All Employees of UGLY VANJA Inc.

It has come to my FAT AS FUCK attention that the BEDROOM has been SLOWLY FUCKED ALONG with KARAMO PUSSIES. I am tired of dealing with FUGLY employees and their KARAMO PUSSIES. The BEDROOM is meant for BITING. It is not a FOOT room.

On a more STUPID note, I would like to SWING all of you for the RETARDED work you all did on the BLUE CONDOM account. You should all be QUICKLY ATE.

Also, be sure to welcome ANGIE, the newest member of the PEEPEE department. They will be a SLOW MYSPACE to our family.

ACCIDENTALLY Yours,
Mr. BLACK, APPLE Supervisor

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