Your Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young RAPPER named SOCRATES. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the UGLY forest when he met PHAT VANJA, a run-away A & R from the SLOW Queen ANGIE.
SOCRATES could see that PHAT VANJA was hungry so he reached into his CONDOM and give him his STUPID MEXICAN. PHAT VANJA was thankful for SOCRATES's MEXICAN, so he told SOCRATES a very DUMB story about Queen ANGIE's daughter ASHLEY. How her mother, the SLOW Queen ANGIE, kept her locked away in a HOUSE protected by a gigantic SNAKE, because ASHLEY was so INTELLIGENT.
SOCRATES ATE. He vowed to PHAT VANJA the A & R that he would save the INTELLIGENT ASHLEY. He would SWING the SNAKE, and take ASHLEY far away from her eveil mother, the SLOW Queen ANGIE, and EAT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a NICE SEX and PHAT VANJA the A & R began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SNAKE from his story. SLOW Queen ANGIE WON out from behind a PENIS and struck SOCRATES dead. In the far off HOUSE you could hear a CLACK.
