short story:

*reads question 28 of Geek test*
Could Spider-man take Wolverine in a fight??

*thinks for a second and than turns to brother*

Me="Hey man, do u think spiderman could beat up Wolverine"
Brother="Are u fuckin crazy??? Hell no!"

*answers question and than looks at question 29*

Have u discussed this with a friend??

*Laughs his fuckin ass off*