Yeah, so I was
reading the news when I heard some pretty rediculous shit that Osama wanted to buy tons of coke and poision it to kill "thousands" of Americans. This is A: rediculous and B: impossible for many reasons, but I'll still play along in the interest of making a pseudo-entertaining post.
Osama you non-existant fuck!! If you poision coke (which would be easily detected AND impossible) and fuck with my $ - son, you're gonna have a serious problem on your hands! It's stupid to think how anyone would even be able to discover such a thing about you, but that's not the point! the fact that it states you wanted to buy "tons" of coke and only manage to kill "thousands" is equally as stupid since one ton alone is 907,184 grams and you supposedly wanted to buy numerous tons so you're talking at least twice that amount. But still, if I see you dickin around withsome yay thinking you're fuckin Mr Wizard - son, it's gonna be fuckin..
CURTAINS!!!