*walks in and see dis fake nigga named Merkage*

~u challenge me ta a battle i guess becuz were both beginners so we'll c who da winner~
~Merkage u a good contender neva the less a bad pretender~
~cut u up and put u in a salad as a chicken tenda and put ya family n a blenda~
~take'em out da blenda and give dem ta ya grandma ta drink fa her dinner~
~u a biter fo hire so i dont see why ya goofy ass enter dis~
~now i'm bout ta knock u out like Benerd Hopkins and have u lookn like McCally Cockins~

*walks out and waits fo da results*

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