Another time was when i went clubbing, took this girl home (My mom was in). Let her have my meat log, but i forgot to throw the condom out the window, so by the time i woke up she was gone and my mom was standing by my bed looking at the condom, saying "Wtf is this (Obviously rhetorically
) & i was like, "Oh um me and my friends were fucking about putting shampoo in it and throwing it about in the club"..
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