when the sun hits the doorbell, mysteries of the great white bingo card soon flock over the chimmney, all in a vain attempt to bless the population with safety glasses tinted with a fine rubbery soda flavour. this is to impress the king of the matress store, because of the week old burger he left out under his sofa; he believes the dust bunnies pirated the buns to sail across the seas, searching for gold in san jose, but we all know that the mass merging of parrots had put san jose into extinction previous to the era of splintered wood. but scientists do tend to believe that parrots, although containing minerals in their poo to help remove wrinkles, are not from earth....but somewhere down south of antarctica. that or a colony of mammoths who bred with mermaids, somehow produced this rare flying creature through many attempts at snorkling upside down, but scientists also believe that grass doesn't really grow, humans just shrink

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