As the 42nd President of the United States of America, I would like to welcome you back to this place of youth and poor, hopeless canadians that will be nuked when my daughter Hilary gets elected. Oh, and by the way, your movie 'The Scorpian King' is a white house favorite, because that is how we like to handle our buisness; Name the President King, and then kill all the homosexuals and canadians with scorpian poison.

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