But twinkies are ectasy. I'd rather die from lack of water but be able to feast on a twinkie as a fetus then live to an old, content age with a world that can sustain life.

Here's a question: If you had a choice, would you have someone kill you or your mother? No getting out of it. You have to choose one. And if not your mother, someone you really love, like your dad, sister, grandma, grandpa, family, really close friends, penis.