You fucking spoiled little bastards.
You thieving hoodwinks.
How dare you speak of your "cable" and "DSL" which such disregard for it's wonderous beauty? Damn all of you who can download an entire song in less than 2 minutes. Who can easily download a movie to watch at any time.
Do you remember or even KNOW what it's like to have a download speed that tops out at 4.2kbps? You little fools. Anytime I want to listen to a song on SC, I have to listen to the damned lo-fi version AND make sure not to have any other pages loading at the same time or the song will stop. Every time I want to download a beat or song, I can easily go away to eat, shit, even record an entire song while it downloads. Do you know what it's like to have to watch some little 20 second porn clip that took 7 minutes to download loop over and over again as you try not to be bored by the monotony?
I hate all hi-speed internet users. Die.
