i am strobe, this... iz my story

it all started back in tha fall of 03, i wuz just a young skool girl tryna make it in tha big city, then i met... him, hiz name wuz Cprogress, he wuz here on business frum London, France. i saw him at tha local burger king, i looked across tha room, hiz eyes met mine, it wuz love. we went back 2 hiz luxerious vw van/home, he told me he owned a rap site called rapbattles relaunched, i asked if i could b an admin on tha site, he said "yes, but 1st my love, u must do me 1 simple favor" i sed "anything fo u my albino lover" he grabbed me head, and lowered it down towards hiz crotch...

yeah, im bored az fuck. ima go make a bagel, werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E