Man, I was flirting with this girl on my friend's webcam, shit was dope. I was like 'let's play Halo 2, if you know what I mean' and she's like 'sounds...kinky.'

And she's giving me this sexy look. And I raise to my feet and put my hands together like a gun. "You do the same."

"Okay, I'll play, baby," and she does the same.;

And I'm like "go scout ahead for the flood."

And she shrugs and walks around. And I make shooting sounds with my mouth.

"I shot you in the back with my shotgun, hoe."

"What the fuck, dude?"
"You're dead, bitch!"
"Man, fuck you."

As you can imagine, she blocked me.