"Just because vets ride your dick, doesn’t mean that you’re ballers!"

...so you're calling the "vets" the ballers now? nah, can't be because you say "your (singular) dick"... "you're (you are) ballers (plural), or are you changing who "you" and "you're ballers" refers to, in which case it still doesn't make any sense. LOL, keep digging yourself into a deeper and deeper hole.