Robotic Waffle [6:36 PM]: It's okay.
Robotic Waffle [6:36 PM]: If you run away with me, I bet he'll still be happy.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:37 PM]: im only happy when im with him
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:37 PM]: sorry
Robotic Waffle [6:37 PM]: :\
Robotic Waffle [6:37 PM]: You've only been happy for a month?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:38 PM]: pretty much
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: You know ho many girls have told me that?
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: THen they get dumped.
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: 'We're doing to get married'.
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: I laugh.
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: Two weeks later, they're crying.
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: And for once, not because something I said.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:38 PM]: well i do like to have fun sometimes
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:38 PM]: like with other guys
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: Like, McDonalds playhouse fun?
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: o_O You cheat on LE?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:38 PM]: no no
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: What kind of...fun?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:39 PM]: i cyber sometimes lol
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Playing darts?
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: GASPZ0RZ!
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: That's convenient.
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Because I recently acquired fingers from birth.
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Meaning that means we can talk!
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Oh happy days!
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Now, if I post this, this means that Chad could get pissed.
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: And do I want to ruin ANOTHER relationship?
Robotic Waffle [6:40 PM]: I think we all know what kind of asshole I am.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:40 PM]: yeah
Robotic Waffle [6:40 PM]: :\ Would Chad get pissed?
Robotic Waffle [6:40 PM]: - says I as I slide into something more comfortably. The skin of the deceased Giant Fox Titan Fenrir. -
Robotic Waffle [6:41 PM]: - I take out a five hundred dollar bottle of merlot and shatter the bottom off, using it to fend off the approaching homeless people. -

We ALL know what kind of asshole i am.