Day 1
21st August 2005
21:27
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Meh im soooooo fuckin bored
holla at me for a collab
A Nerds Perspective
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Mother used to say.."I doubted that you would live"..
cos she didn't have to push..I walked out of the uterus..
vitamin sizes are to big..so my vitals are obscene..
you think it's a coincidence all my idols are obese..?..
my body's a laugh..anorexics view me as a gentleman..
but in biogoly class..teachers use me as the skeleton..
gravity?..in basketball I WISH I could land like another..
because whenever I jump..I always land like a feather..
I used to work at a circus..as the nerd never nervous..
tight ropes?..big deal...endless turf when I worked it..
I have a passion to one stab some phatty asses..
and when I do..I'm gonna lube my shaft with fatty acids..
even simple cliches have been to known to get me prude..
like when I run..I hear "I have a bone to pick with you"..
a T-Bone is finger food when made for this fellow..
who needs knives..when I can cut steaks with my elbow..?..
I never date a billiards due to dudes who are foolish..
who swear it's funny..to have me used as a poolstick..
and I'm burly so I'm sending all girls in a fit of awe..
cuz I'm stunning in the gym when I'm curling a sishkabob..
but now I'm swollen..so cats can never offend me..
because last week..I boasted a max of negative 50..
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*mental note-stop being weird *
*mental note-collab wid yvonne*
Pz ..............1
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