Originally Posted by Daemon

My first name: John Cougar Jimmy Jamma
My middle name: Mercedes-Rollin Monkey Smuggla
My last name: Sweet Train Jumpa
My mom's first name: Heavy Nutz da Mexican
My mom's maiden name: Phat Tree Hugga
My mom's current last name: Jimbo da Gorilla
My dad's first name: Dances With Cock-whacka
My dad's middle name: Broken Prison Fish

Dopeness.