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I hate rap!
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BEHOLD........ I AM RAVEN_ROGUE112........ THE MOST FEIRCE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SUPREME WIZARD EVER TO GRACE THE KEYBOARD. YOU ARE ALL AT MY MERCY..
I WILL NOW BEGIN THE PROCESS OF CONVERTING YOUR PATHETIC MORTAL FRAMES INTO THAT OF A SLIGHTLY LARGER INTELLIGENCE.
My conclusion:
Rap music is low class entertainment my friends... Yes! You might still be in awe that RAVEN_ROGUE112 is finding the time to enlighten your petty souls with my supreme transendance and perfected methods of the ways of the dark jedi. But OPEN YOUR EYES FRIENDS!! Rap music is the devil in descuise!
Why just last week I was seated at a local cafe establishment reading the newest edition of "Gargoils and hero's" (Yes! You heard correct; the new edition that has yet to grace the shelves of comic book stores around the country you bafoons, bask in my greatness and my l337 h4X0® $|<iLLz) But back to my story; a man of negro origon that was clearly what you would classify as "a hip hop fan" was walking passed me with a sipping on a substance commonly known as "coke a cola". Now I am no stranger to this steriotype of mortal being, as I have delved into the complexitys of your "rap" culture in the past to great extent in my comics. However! I was shocked and startled at what occured in the following minutes time period, this human entity while carelessly listening to blaring noise pollution in his headphone audio equiptment, almost tripped over but in doing so..... SPILLED THIS DARK BEVERAGE STAINING THE BEUTY THAT WAS PAGE 3 OF MY COMIC!!!
I stood up and immediatly proclaimed that this 'man' if thats what you would call him was of lower intelligence and if he did not leave the perimeter of this establishment immediatly I would call upon my jedi forces and cast a level 72 dark mental storm upon his feeble physical existance.
Untarnished by the expressions I was recieving from onlookers. I extracted my lightsaber that I had purchased from "Toys R Us" earlier that week and commenced my attack stance to show that I meant business. However to my dismay, my opponent was un-phased by my menacing appearance. And to further my show of omnicience and killer instincts; I switched on the enclosed light to give the impression my lightsaber was in the "on" mode. The mortals at this establishment immediatly were under the impression I was joking (must of been part of my force "mind control" powers making them laugh) However I continued my attack stance untill the manager of this "cafe" approached me and asked me to leave. THE NERVE!! I said to him in a furious tone "HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A THING OF RAVEN_ROGUE112 THE GREAT AND ALL MIGHTY SUPREME WIZARD OF THE MYSTIC D&D SERVER" And with that I began striking him with my lightsaber which he did not take kindly to. Noticing this was having little effect though, I gave one last lethal strike pertruding into his eye socket before I was restrained by members of the public.
I have now been summoned by the courts (jedi high council) to appear for the charges of assault.. And the fault my friends, belongs solely to that of "rap music"...
RAVEN_ROGUE112 THE SUPREME WIZARD; will now leave you to your daily activitys and I offer you the chance to post and agree with my tale of curruption and misjustice. We must fight the power my bretheren in the ultimate stuggle to stop the evil that is "rap music"..
Farewell mere mortals, may the force be with you!
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