I told my gf this joke...

HER - "so how did the elderly fly get outta the jar"

ME (holding in laughter) - "SUCK MY DICK AND ILL TELL YOU, HAHAHAHA!!!!"

HER - *ties hair back* ... *actually does it*

ME -

HER - "So how did it get out?"

ME - ..."brb!" *goes on RV to ask L.I. what to do in this situation*

...lol!