I told my gf this joke...
HER - "so how did the elderly fly get outta the jar"
ME (holding in laughter) - "SUCK MY DICK AND ILL TELL YOU, HAHAHAHA!!!!"
HER - *ties hair back* ... *actually does it*
ME -
HER - "So how did it get out?"
ME -
..."brb!" *goes on RV to ask L.I. what to do in this situation*
...lol!