Skateboarding

ayo, im Shaun White and i love my board
i use it 2 drive up and down tha road
i ride my skateboard all around tha block
sumday i mite b az good az tony hawk
i'll have my own skatin game a lil bit later
it'll b caled "Drama Queen's pro skater"
i go really fast n go off my ramp
i go thru tha air, and over my lamp
but if i land on it then i'll have no light
cuz my name iz Drama Queen aka Shaun White
am i a man or a woman? i dont really know
but i like 2 take my snowboard n ride it in tha snow
if theres a skatin competition then i always compete
i go fast like car, vroom up and down tha street
i luv my skateboard, nuthin can come between us
and i hope i dont fall off, and hurt my penis