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Old 08-24-05, 05:57 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by Will S.Unyu
me and a girl I am currently talkin to right now.

I am walkin her home, and a car drives pass, and I look into the car, and its this other guy I know, that I have beef with.
So, my attention's on him and I say "oh shit, lets go!"
and when I turn around, the girl is gone.
So I start lookin everywhere for her, and I cant find her.
then I see the boy I got beef with, and we start fightin andn he pulls out a gun and shoots me.
Then the girl come backs to me
thats when i woke up because my phone was rining.
and when i tried to go back to sleep to finish the dream, I couldnt
:-(

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Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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