Nah... I'll tell you the best recipe...

What I been making latly is these cheese toastys right..
Get two peices of bread, butter the outsides, and inside, put a layer of pizza sauce, then on that a slice of sandwich meat of your choice, then I got these beef meat balls which I crumble up and spread out evenly, then a layer of chedda cheese, some chopped mushrooms and onion then I put it into the sandwich cooker and i swear... You will never beat this food..

It is seriously so dope its not funny......
*mocks your pretzels*

They do sound good tho.. :-/

And yo rofl @ your crack recipe.. I aint cooked crack myself but you definatly had an aura of "full of shit" surrounding you when you typed that..