When I got attacked by a shark. It was a fuckin 10 footer swimmin right at me (I went to the beach this summer). I turned around and it was coming right at me. I swam faster than I could fuckin run. I was scared as fuck. People on the beach were screamin and shit. I thought for sure I was dead...But then I made it to the shore, looked in the ocean, gave the shark the middle finger and started laughing my ass off.

Then, I told OSB about it, and he started laughing his ass off too, which made it even better.

Me=Owned

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