SmarterChild [9:25 PM]: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Robotic Waffle [9:25 PM]: Seventy.
SmarterChild [9:25 PM]: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, U.S. presidents and a dictionary
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, trivia and word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like calculator, spell-check and thesaurus
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What may I interest you in?

I didn't read most of that, but does it seem like I'm about to get some pie?