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Old 09-02-05, 09:33 PM   #1
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Posts: 127
From: Canada
Word @ me OWNING some hoe. FUNNY SHIT

IP:

Jaw Show Awe: I heard you look like HanSolo
Jaw Show Awe: a HOT HanSolo
Jaw Show Awe:
xxpinkbabiigurlx: aight thats tight.. from who
Jaw Show Awe: I can't say, Darth Vader might get jelous
xxpinkbabiigurlx: wtf..
Jaw Show Awe: but is it just me, or am I the only one who's tasted my own shit?
Jaw Show Awe: my dad tells me your not a real man untill you do eat it
Jaw Show Awe: DAHAHA!!!
Jaw Show Awe: my name is Josh, hi
xxpinkbabiigurlx: hi
xxpinkbabiigurlx: josh who?
Jaw Show Awe: Josh Farnsworth
Jaw Show Awe: do you got a vending machine?
xxpinkbabiigurlx: no
Jaw Show Awe: WHOA!
xxpinkbabiigurlx: what?
Jaw Show Awe: you know what that means right?
xxpinkbabiigurlx: no what?
Jaw Show Awe: FISHING TRIP!!!!!!!
Jaw Show Awe: Man the gates captain!
Jaw Show Awe: DAHAHA!!!
xxpinkbabiigurlx: ok?
Jaw Show Awe: one time, I was taking a bath with my brother, and then I had like his scuba diver toy, and I was like doing sound affects, "the scuba diver takes a journey into the deep ocean", then my brother took a shit and was like, "THEN A BIG BROWN SHARK COMES!"
Jaw Show Awe: DAHAHA!!!
Jaw Show Awe: what's your name?
xxpinkbabiigurlx: ur how old? n ur taking a bath wit ur brother?
xxpinkbabiigurlx: julie
Jaw Show Awe: I'm 16 now, that was long ago we were 3, but word, waddup JewLie
Jaw Show Awe: are you gonna be going to Nashoba Regiona High school?
xxpinkbabiigurlx: idk y
Jaw Show Awe: I go there
Jaw Show Awe: it's ill, basketball team and shit, I own kids
Jaw Show Awe: one time I pulled this insane move on the court where I made a kid lick the ball and he started to cry cuz we all yelled out, "YOU LICK BALLS! YOU LICK BALLS!"
Jaw Show Awe: it was pretty cool
Jaw Show Awe: PRETTY COOL!
Jaw Show Awe: so how old are you?
xxpinkbabiigurlx: 16
Jaw Show Awe: cool, same age as me, 16 year old chicks are hot
Jaw Show Awe: one time I touched one, and my hand lit on fire
xxpinkbabiigurlx: yea
Jaw Show Awe: ABANDON SHIP!!!
xxpinkbabiigurlx: huh?
Jaw Show Awe: but yo, isn't SPuL a wack bitch?
xxpinkbabiigurlx: nah why
Jaw Show Awe: he's my homie
Jaw Show Awe: I just felt like asking
Jaw Show Awe: he lies about how big his elbows are to impress girls though, NEVER TRUST HIM!
Jaw Show Awe: but he's a cool guy, so like, ya
xxpinkbabiigurlx: yea brb.
Jaw Show Awe: you hate me don't you? this always happens,
xxpinkbabiigurlx: NO i dont hate you hunn... ur kewl i juss gutta brb
xxpinkbabiigurlx: stay oon
Jaw Show Awe: ok


BUT SHE NEVER CAME BACK,
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