"Play The Fight Riff!"

I'm way too lazy to drop, so cough cough KENNY!
I'll come to work drunk...shouldn't I be fired allready?
And guess what, it's crazy...Nick got an iPod it's true!
His bike is like Lance armstrongs, painted yellow and blue..
But back to what I do, and of course that's native chicks..
Drink beer at the monkey at lunch on days I call in sick...
I like to buy wrenches, and I repeat every second word..
I like to buy wrenches, I suppose....wrenches...ya heard?
Did I tell you I love Kenny? Without him, I'd be a lona (loner)
We go together to Winnipeg...and we both shop at Rona!
It was too hot for sandwhiches..so I ate pizza for lunch..
Back to the bathroom to piss kidney stones by the bunch

..cough cough...I suppose it's time to go home and drink beer

Explanations
Work where me and Drakel worked and you would die laughing.