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Old 09-08-05, 08:39 PM   #5
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so if we believe all that 50 cent says... we can assume that he's God... he got shot a bajillion times and didnt die... and he's the reason that everyone does every single move they make... he's why Puff=Diddy... he's why Game's Cd was better than his, he's why kanye is popular even tho they were never even in tha same studio together...
so... from tha information we already know, i think its safe to assume that...
1)Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans bc it thought 50 was gonna be there so tha hurracane wanted to steal his vibe
2) The twin towers were knocked down because 50 was too popular and new york needed somethin to take the attention away from him...
3) RV was started so we could all emulate 50 cent and try to rap like him
4) John F. Kennedy was put on tha half dollar coin because he figured if people liked 50 cent, then JFK would become popular for having a similar monetary value...
and finally
5) 50 cent is responsible for the rising murder rate in America... not because he is killing people himself, but because he made getting shot popular...In a quote from Vibe Magizine 50 says," I'm the reason niggaz is gettin shot these days. See, before 'Get Rich or Die Tryin', nobody was gettin shot. I dont even think guns existed. But when i put my album out there, niggaz was like ' man, that 50 cent shit is hot. i wanna be just like him.' So they went out and got they asses shot. They didnt get shot because of no drug money or nothin like that. They got shot because they wanna be like 50 cent and steal his vibe. Naw nigga, dont ask me why 50 cent is talkin in third person. I am God, Nigga."
and that is why 50 cent= god...
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