Robotic Waffle [5:03 P.M.]: Do you believe in magic?
Robotic Waffle [5:03 P.M.]: I think I discovered magic, yo.
EZ 2292 [5:03 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:03 P.M.]: I'm serious, want me to teach you?
EZ 2292 [5:04 P.M.]: sure
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: You serious?
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: You want to fucking do this?
EZ 2292 [5:04 P.M.]: yes
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: If you tell anyone else I'll slit you.
EZ 2292 [5:04 P.M.]: ok i wont tell noone
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: I swear.
EZ 2292 [5:05 P.M.]: YES!
Robotic Waffle [5:05 P.M.]: This will change your whole prospect of life.
Robotic Waffle [5:05 P.M.]: You ever been picked on?
EZ 2292 [5:05 P.M.]: yea
Robotic Waffle [5:05 P.M.]: You want to beat them up?
Robotic Waffle [5:05 P.M.]: Show everyone you're a big guy?
EZ 2292 [5:05 P.M.]: yea sure
Robotic Waffle [5:06 P.M.]: You really have to be committed.
Robotic Waffle [5:06 P.M.]: The first step is getting a pencil.
EZ 2292 [5:06 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:06 P.M.]: The whole thing is special letters written down.
Robotic Waffle [5:06 P.M.]: Get a sheet of paper, any kind.
EZ 2292 [5:07 P.M.]: ok h.o
EZ 2292 [5:07 P.M.]: got 1
Robotic Waffle [5:07 P.M.]: Write 'ami ittel isfhie'
EZ 2292 [5:08 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:08 P.M.]: Do you have any foreskin lying around?
Robotic Waffle [5:08 P.M.]: It's not a necessity but good for beginners.
Robotic Waffle [5:08 P.M.]: It augments the magical properties and thus allows a complete spectrum of paranormal development.
EZ 2292 [5:09 P.M.]: no
Robotic Waffle [5:09 P.M.]: Which can be easily obtained by an adept, but sadly you are nothing but a 'lbakc ipens', which means 'beginner' in the true language.
Robotic Waffle [5:09 P.M.]: Now, fold the paper long-wise.
EZ 2292 [5:10 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:10 P.M.]: Unfold, then fold the opposite way.
Robotic Waffle [5:10 P.M.]: Then, when it's in fours, unfold it and stab directly in the middle.
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: Put your hands together so the tips of your fingers touch, palms together, and making a loud yelping noise. This is crucial.
EZ 2292 [5:11 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: Okay.
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: The paper must be infront of you on a flat surface when you yelp.
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: How old are you?
EZ 2292 [5:11 P.M.]: 13
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: I see. You need to write 13, so '1' is on the left of the hole and 3 is on the right.
EZ 2292 [5:11 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:12 P.M.]: You have this all?
EZ 2292 [5:12 P.M.]: yes
Robotic Waffle [5:12 P.M.]: Yelp three more times, then scream 'amer duc'
Robotic Waffle [5:12 P.M.]: A-meer duck.
EZ 2292 [5:12 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Fold the paper once more.
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: You have done all of this, in precise order?
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: wich way
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Fold it...hamburger style.
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: wutz hamburger style?
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: So it's fat.
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Instead of skinny.
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: ok
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: got it
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Like George Lucas, except not.
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Okay, do you have a dog or cat?
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: cat
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: Can it support your weight if you try to ride it around the house?
EZ 2292 [5:14 P.M.]: no
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: I'd imagine it'd be roughly the size of a house.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: I see.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: Okay.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: The last step.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: Is the worst of all.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: You must take the paper...
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: and shove it.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: Up your anus.
EZ 2292 [5:14 P.M.]: FUCK YOU!
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: WHAT?
EZ 2292 [5:14 P.M.]: forget that shit
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: FINE!
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: Okay.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: Fine.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: You obviously don't care about the art.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: Let's talk about something else.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: You can always replace the anus thing.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: By drinking some whey protein performance supplement at your local GNC.
EZ 2292 [5:16 P.M.]: ook
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: Okay.
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: It'll cost a bit of money.
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: When you get it.
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: You must scream
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: 'Dcku mkea em iggleg.'
EZ 2292 [5:16 P.M.]: i dont care anymore
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: And pour it down.
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: Your anus.
EZ 2292 [5:16 P.M.]: i dont want to know anymore magic
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: Fine, you a
Robotic Waffle [5:17 P.M.]: Oh well. Go the hard way and build up your strength.
Robotic Waffle [5:18 P.M.]: Everyone knows the magi require substansial anal capacity.