a couple of classics

yo momma head so big she dont have dreams she have motion pictures

yo mama so old when she take a shower she get brainwashed

yo momma so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog could playwith her

yo momma so fat she stared at a orange juice box for a hour because it said concentrate

yo momma so poor when i stepped on a lit ciggarette she said who turn off the heat

yo momma so poor when i rang her doorbell she yelled DING DONG!

yo momma so poor when i oppened the freezer it wuz a couple of roaches singin ice ice baby

yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can and asked her what she was doin, she said movin

yo momma so poor when i asked her what was for dinner she put her fot on the table and said corn

yo momma so fat when she back up it be like beep beep beep

yo momma so fat i need a map just to have sex with her

you momma so fat everytime she turn around its her birthday

you momma so fat she got her own zipcode

yo momma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow coat people started yellin taxi!!

yo moma so fat when she got hit by a bus she yelled who threw that rock?

yo momma so dumb she put lipstick on her forhead i asked her what she was doin and she said makin up my mind

you momma so dumb she wanna be a blonde

yo momma so dumb she is a blonde

yo momma so dumb her tutor was george bush (lmao jus made that up)

im tired of typin some when i think of some more imma post em

*waits for err1 2 bitch cuz i said basiically almost all the classic yo momma jokes*

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