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Old 10-01-05, 05:48 AM   #79
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ya momma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck

ya momma so stupid she got locked in ASDA (Walmart) and died of starvation

ya momma so stupid she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself

ya momma so ugly kids don't need dot to dots they use her face

ya momma so skinny she crossed the road and fell down a drain

ya momma so fat she got tatooed on her ass wide load

ya momma so fat she got tatooed on her ass don't overtake on the near side could cause accident

ya momma so fat she has to use the equator for a belt

ya momma so fat she couldn't wait 2 mins for ice cream so she ate the ice cream man

ya mommas so stupid she mugged the lollypop lady coz she thought the sign they held was edible

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