Battle you how? Audio-style like you do, with my busted speakers? Text, something I don't do? If you want to topical, be my guest. Notice how I'm not crying, but I said I've seen this a lot of times and my speakers are busted and then you call me poor. You're crying as much as I am.

And yes, really. If people are in an argument and someone says something lame is original, then you should bet on it being sarcasm.