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Old 10-10-05, 04:23 PM   #6
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im stupid when i get high.... i tend to do stupid fings.. i member the other week they taken the lamposts out of the ground coz they qwere puttin new ones in... well dey left big holes everywhere.. they had barriars round em but me n ma mates moved em n put em round a car so it was blocked off... so i was walkin back n i fell down the hole lol

no one dfoes stupid shit except me really....




BBWAAAAHAHAHAHa. The car part was hillrious, but you falling into the hole is what made it golden...


LV, snorting a pill isn't exactly ordinary, but man, your stories are : yawn:!! lol.

With that said, I used to work with a petite lil chick named Becky who wsa QUEEN of the underage drinkers. Her and I were at the same house party one night and I saw her drinking on some cocksucker's bed which had about a 1-foot space between the bed and the wall. She's one of those types who drink HARD, and if you dare her to drink something, man, she's gonna chug it like she's a champion. Well...she had a bottle of Bacardi in her hand and said "what's up Mark?" and kicked it back, bottoms up style as she was leanin back. I guess she didn't realize she was sliding because she fel RIGHT IN THE CRACK BETWEEN THE BED AND THE WALL!!! Son, she's sitting there on her left side and all I can see is her legs from about shin down and her right shoulder. I, obviously, started DYIN but then she got fuckin PISSED that me and the dude in there were laughin our asses off so she get furious and starts kicking around and beating up on her self liek a fuckin fish trying to get out - but the fact that dude was siting on the bed made it impossible.


Yo..listen real close whne I tell ya this - that's one of the hardest laughs I've EVER had in my entire life hands down. I musta laughed for a saolid 15 mins. My fuckin abs were KILLIN me. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn I couldn't WAIT to see the look on her face when I told her about it the next day. AAAhhhhhhhhhhh......... good times...
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