in 2001 during carnival weekend i saw two equally drunk dudes each doing something equally dumb

1st dude was talking to a post box asking for directions or some shit

and while i was at the bus stop a bus came and i saw this dude running across the street to get to it and all of a sudden i just heard BOOM as his whole front side musta connected with the bus shelter. we were laughing so hard i don't even remember if he got up again.......