Originally Posted by One Man Band

Nah you just need a good pair of suction cup shoes and a reverse-bloodenator.

Mine only cost like 10 thousand kangaroo ribs. (australian currency) The catch is the warehouse that houses the suction cup shoes is guarded by crocodiles. You have to wrestle 6 crocodiles to death with your bare hands before they let you in to pay for your shoes.

Since a lot of kids arent that strong, you see a lot of young people falling off the face of the earth. Its pretty sad actually...