one of the funniest fat punches I saw was on b-boys, can't remember the set up, but:

Fuck using my browser, I use X's appetite to delete cookies

rofl

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Fee Fi Fo Fum, now bitch I'm a giant
And your ass is like Jack, but your magic beans is wack
Skills is what you lack
I'm like a Benz, you ain't even like a Cadillac
Ya more like a Reagal
I'm a pittbull and you's a beagel