Beating another coke princess Lindsey Lohan (in red above), Nicole Richie takes the cake in this monthly tribute to addiction and stardom. With the ability to burn about 2-4lbs a day depending on intake and activity, it's no wonder she's dropped 30+lbs in about a month and a half. We salute you, you overpaid wet paper bag full of chicken bones lookin coke head. I'm gonna miss those once supple titties making a cameo at random moments though


P.S. Nicole, stop sniffling in public before you get busted like Kate Moss did you scare-crow lookin mofo!!












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