Originally Posted by schema

lol@"tell me something mean to say"

just get head from dude's girlfriend...
when youre about to nut be like "hold on somethings wrong"...
then pull out of her mouth and nut all over her face...
take a picture of her shocked cum-covered expression with your camera phone...
set it as your phone's wallpaper...
then walk up to him and open your phone, hand it to him, and be like "its for you"...