I work for the Sacramento Bee, out here in Sacramento [of course], and I stand at stores all day and ask people to suscribe to the Bee. It's a coo job, I get paid commision and work whenever I want, but for some reason Asian People never subscribe. I get every race except for Asians, and I kno they got bread! It's wierd tho, they accept the free paper we offer them first, then listen to our whole speech, and just never subscribe. Do asian people read? If you asian, help me out wit this one!!! I know ya'll got bread.

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