lol...
...fine! It was cool like -->
Whys he called toad anyways.
I bet the Mario Brothers creators fucked up because they already had mushrooms flying around making ppl big. Then they noticed he had a mushroom for a head, and were gunna name HIM mushroom/mushroom-head...
Then their boss was like FUCCCCK!!!! We already have enough god-damn mushrooms...give him a totally random new name.
"how about 'Toad'"...Even those he just looks like a mini-aladin-with-a-mushroom-for-a-head-cartoon-like-fictional-character