Originally Posted by hotshh!

> > > A Blonde Guy Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming
> > > From The Bedroom. He Rushes Upstairs To Find His Wife Naked On The
Bed,
> > > Sweating And Panting.
> > >
> > > "what's Up?" He Says
> > >
> > > "i'm Having A Heart Attack," Cries The Woman.
> > >
> > > He Rushes Downstairs To Grab The Phone, But Just As He's Dialing,
His
> > > 4-year-old Son Comes Up And Says "daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's Hiding In
> > > Your Closet And He's Got No Clothes On!"
> > >
> > > The Guy Slams The Phone Down And Storms Upstairs Into The Bedroom,
Past
> > > His Screaming Wife, And Rips Open The Wardrobe Door. Sure Enough,
There
> > > Is His Brother, Totally Naked, Cowering On The Closet Floor
> > >
> > > "you Rotten Sob ," Says The Husband, "my Wife's Having A Heart Attack
> > > And You're Running Around Naked Scaring The Kids!"