You are on a room with no windows and four doors. Behind three doors are Kool Col-B waiting with some lotion, but behind one is your escape. The only trick is, the ground is covered with Kool Col-B's jizz. You see a rope and notice hooks along the wall, but the hooks are covered with jizz as well. With further inspection you find the rope is made of hardened jizz. If you just want to commit suicide, go no further.

Now, if you do find the exit, it is a giant's penis, and if you suck it, and it is impenetrable and cannot be injured or moved in any way, and if you suck it long enough and soak yourself in the disgusting rotten egg jizz it squirts out, you can crawl down the giant's peehole that expands and you find yourself in its stomach. You noticed it is covered with jizz. Now, you see its spinal column, and then you notice that it is covered in spikes. Your only escape is down the giant's ass, which is covered in rancid shit, and is occupied by the menstrual fluids mixed with STDs of a million skanks. What do you do?