Originally Posted by Crazy Hades

Well, if that happened, I'd take my blown off arm between my teeth and bitchslap the officers with it, while using the closest fat-ass officer as a shield. I'd then flip over him and throw my arm like a shuriken, nailing him in the gut and sending him through a window, causing him to fall all the way down Mount Olympus Mons. As the oxygen supports on the Martian colony begins to deplete, I would quickly take out the remaining officers with Crying Emu, Hidden Emo, then a few spiral tornado kick, sending them flying into piles. While dodging and flipping over bullets, I'd catch the ammunition in a bag and spin hard enough to make the Giant I am facing collapse, Crazy Hades vrs. Goliath's penis style. I then feast on the genitalia of the commanding officer and use it to spawn demon babies.

Or I just die.