Any angle you take a picture at, isn't going to make your nose look like someone put a hook in one nostril and ripped hard enough to stretch it bigger than the other one. I'm not saying it's big, I'm just saying there is probably enough gravity in those black holes, you can't even take a picture in real light because your nose sucks up the photons.

Hey, get my pic I posted when I was under the Kein Witz name, good times.