^ ROFL @ Ike...my b-day is the 22nd

best girl I've ever had is dis chick that will remain nameless (1st name starts with an E)...she is definetly a freaky little thaing...she loved me for me and was committed to making us work...we would've had a great future together in every aspect...the sex wouldah been FUCKing great, she would've done anything for me, we'd have lasted a long time and have been geniuinely and completely happy, HOWEVER

(since I'm stupid, of COURSE my dumb ass FUCKed it up)

P.S. yes I'm a girl, cuz I know SOMEONE's gonna be like "huh?"